I might as well start 9ff 6y saying hell9 t9 every9ne, t9 which I have n9t yet made my acquaintance; if it wasn't already apparent fr9m the repetiti9us statement 9f it, my name is Kankri.
Please try and call me 6y my full name; n9 9ffense meant t9 any9ne, 6ut I'm n9t the type 9f pers9n wh9 gr9ws f9nd 9f immature terms 9f endearment. These nicknames include, 6ut will n9t 6e limited t9: "Kanny," "kanklez," "sh9uty's ancest9r," "sir 6la6s-a-l9t," and m9re 9f the like. P9rrim, I am aiming this p9int directly at y9u.
I have n9t yet decided what 6ranch 9f su6ject I am g9ing t9 use this acc9unt with, s9 in the meantime, I guess it will have t9 suffice as a f9rm 9f c9ntacting me in reference t9 my friends; unless y9u w9uld enj9y feasting y9ur eyes 9nt9 the virtual trainwreck which is kn9wn as my artw9rk, which I highly d9u6t y9u w9uld. Saying I'm a little r9ugh with a ta6let is putting it mildly and understating the meaning entirely. It is never in my interest t9 harm an9ther 6eing fr9m my 9wn pers9n, s9 yes, let's keep the artw9rk at a delay until further n9tice.